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ctheguitarman:

Yes a cast member who signed up to be shown naked but with her genitals and breasts blurred sued after VH1 did not hold up their end of the deal and showed her uncensored vagina, thus in direct violation of the contract she signed with them.

Oh what a horrible person she is for suing after a naked image of her which she did consent to was shown on national television, whatever is the world coming to!

(Source: nosdrinker)

deathbymorning:

eggsnogging:

in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

did you get an A

(Source: xylemphone)

Anonymous

Anonymous asked:

do you know any good scary stories?

marehy:

thunder-boobs:

fantasizingfunerals:

refreshes:

refreshes:

i was reading these yesterday i thought they were pretty scary omg

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OMG #3 SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME AND NOTHING SCARES ME.

okay some of these scared the shit out of me not gonna lie

literally fuck you. all of you. why the fuck did i even click on that fucking link. i was just lying in bed in the dark and i didn’t even have my blankets on, simply because i felt save. and now i’M IN THE FUCKING CORNER OF MY ROOM WITH ALL POSSIBLE LIGHTS ON AND MY BLANKET COVERING MY WHOLE BODY. FUCK YOU.

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